Gone with the Wind meets wagon train Westerns…in South Africa in the mid-19th century.
The actual plot is slightly complicated, dramatic, and epic. Katie O’Neill (Susan Hayward) meets Paul van Riebeck (Tyrone Power) in Ireland, where he’s buying horses for his Boer cavalry commandos back in South Africa. They fall in love, but Paul decides it wouldn’t work out, and heads back home. Not long afterwards, Katie’s father dies, Ireland is hit with the potato blight, and Katie decides to turn pioneer. With a new husband (John Justin) and baby, she journeys to the colonial promised land of South Africa, a decision which has nothing at all to do with the fact that Paul is out there someplace…
From there, we move into a series of stunning landscapes as a Boer wagon train treks across South Africa. Naturally, Katie and Paul will meet again. Katie will also meet Kurt (Richard Egan), one of Paul’s commandos, who takes an instant shine to Katie and pursues her regardless of husband, baby, and his own girlfriend/mistress.
This is one of those melodramatic soap opera sagas that covers multiple years, long-running love quadrangles, and tempestuous weather events. It brings in a smattering of South African history and politics (the accuracy of which I can’t vouch for). It’s also one of those movies where you want to shake the main characters into their senses.
Why bother watching, if the plot is so hokey? Because it’s filmed well. Despite frustrating lulls in spots, there’s a sense of slow tension running throughout, and nothing is resolved until it really is resolved, at the very end – unlike lengthy plots which seem to resolve, and then continue on for reasons unknown to the viewer. Both Hayward and Power are strong, scene-commanding leads, with visible chemistry, and Richard Egan convincingly delivers a villain who oozes slime, yet isn’t without a few good points.
But the No. 1 reason to watch: Seriously gorgeous cinematography. The lush African landscapes are stunning (“African sequences photographed at Zululand by courtesy of the Natal Parks Board”), and were probably even more breathtaking in their original CinemaScope.
Other entries on the credit side of the ledger:
- Director Henry King films a Zulu attack on the wagon train that must rank among the Top 10 Western “attack on the settlers” scenes, if you stretch the definition of Westerns to include other countries. There are Westerns in which the settlers are supposedly outnumbered 10:1, but the viewer remains unruffled. This isn’t one of them. The Zulu attackers look like they actually know what they’re doing, and the settlers are both seriously outarmed and outnumbered, and faced with unfamiliar enemy tactics.
- Susan Hayward’s character might be selfish and scheming at times, but she’s got the guts that Scarlett O’Hara lacked. At any rate, she doesn’t whine.
- Solid performances from Rita Moreno as Egan’s longsuffering love interest, and Agnes Moorehead as Aggie O’Toole, Hayward’s maid/housekeeper/fellow pioneer (a sort of Irish variant on the Hattie McDaniel role in Gone with the Wind).
On the debit side:
- As mentioned, the soap opera plot, combined with some of the negative stereotypes of a typical Western transplanted to South Africa. (You will shake your head at some point, guaranteed.)
- Significant lack of screen time for Tyrone Power, combined with too much for Richard Egan. Not that Egan is bad; he’s very, very good at being a louse. But Power flat-out disappears for a stretch that’s just a little too long for a movie like this.
Random commentary that didn’t fit anywhere else: A moment of silence is in order for John Justin’s character. Justin plays the man Hayward marries after Power leaves Ireland, who goes with her and their child to South Africa. I felt sorry for him. He seems like a decent guy, but he marries Hayward in the first fifteen minutes, and Tyrone Power is still out there. You’re left making bets with yourself as to whether he’ll die right off the bat, or stick around to provide drama for a tragic love triangle. Poor guy didn’t deserve his fate.
At 111 minutes, Untamed is half the running time of Gone with the Wind, just long enough to wrap things up before they threaten to overwhelm the viewer.
“You’re Never Too Young” (1955)
This movie had me fooled. Up to a certain point, it looked like a comedy starring Dean Martin and Diana Lynn, and Raymond Burr and Veda Ann Borg as jewel thieves. And then it devolved into a showpiece for Jerry Lewis acting like an overgrown 12-year-old on helium with a sugar rush, shoehorned between musical numbers and nearly word-for-word scene repeats from The Major and the Minor. Jerry Lewis, it must be said, is no Ginger Rogers.
The genders are swapped: Diana Lynn, who played the precocious teenager in The Major and the Minor, plays half of the Milland role, and the love interest, in this allegedly comedic revamp. Dean Martin also has part of the Milland role, and as a bonus, Martin has a fiancée (Nina Foch), aka the Rita Johnson role in TMATM, who shows up for a few scenes because the plot demands it. The school is a girls’ school, Jerry Lewis is an incompetent barber turned fake teenager because he’s escaping a jewel thief (Burr), who he (Lewis) thinks is a jealous husband (don’t even ask). (Short version: Burr drops a stolen diamond into Lewis’ pocket, and has to get it back, involving a series of misadventures as he follows him via plane, train, and around the school.) The jewelry thief subplot is a welcome distraction, and it’s probably the only reason anyone who watched The Major and the Minor kept watching ’til the bitter end.
A few genuinely funny scenes, and the presence of a skilled cast, can’t make up for the lack of plot focus and comedic spark. On the plus side: less creep factor. The age difference is played purely for laughs, not real drama, and the ending is different, as Lewis’ character doesn’t really fall for Lynn. (He does, however, fall, jump, speed, and skim over and into multiple objects on a pair of waterskis during the final chase scene.)
Watch if you’re a fan of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, or stick to the musical numbers, or utilize the fast-forward button. Or watch Untamed. You’re Never Too Young clocks in at 102 minutes, and Untamed has better scenery.